Van Clemmons: Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
Logan: Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy.
Lilly: Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served...
Veronica: Really?
Lilly: Yeah that, and as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.
Veronica: Here's a thought. If Tijuana was Logan's idea then stealing the car could've been the master plan.
Troy: It was more of a meeting of the minds, if you will.
Veronica: Ah. So what was on the menu for this night of grand debauchery?
Troy: Let's see. From eight to nine, we brainstormed on how to overthrow Kim Jong Il. From nine to ten, we deleted the records of the black voters of Florida. So after that was all donkey shows.
Jackson Douglas: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson Douglas: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
Veronica: [
surprising the Tritons with a camera] Hi, everyone! Say "repressed homosexuality"!
Logan: [
to Weevil] If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer's still "no".
Lamb: [
reading $100 bill] Veronica Mars is... smarter than me...
Veronica: Oh, you stop it!
Meg: You believe me, right?
Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Veronica: [
voiceover discussing her date rape] You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.
[
Veronica is trying to change a flat tire]
Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
Veronica: [about a "spy pen"] How covert ops of you!
Lilly: [jokingly] I'm going to use it to pass secret messages to all of my lovahs.
Veronica: That's going to be a very busy little pen.
Veronica: If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.
Keith: [to Veronica in next room] Hey! Earth to Mars!
